quinta-feira, 18 de dezembro de 2008

Impossible Speech!!!

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. No thanks, I'm married.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Taco Bell ? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road.
10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.

Thanks to my darling, Leticia, who sent it to me.
Arrasa peru!
Mon cue!
xxx

8 comentários:

Serginho Tavares disse...

eu às vezes fico impressionado com você gata...

Bubbles disse...

Why?

SAM disse...

1.3.8!

haahhuahuahuhahuhuahuahu

Vou ser chique também e postar só em ingles! Aloca!

As vezes queria saber se vc é tão alcoolatra como a gente imagina! kkkk

beijas

Bubbles disse...

Sam, my darling!

Nao eh querer ser chic, eh para que os meus amigos de Londres possam ler alguma coisa tb e se divertir!

xxx

Enfil Notelku disse...

Ótimo! Também jamais poderia soletrar "Anti-constitutionalistically", muito menos em inglês.

Bebida: a salvação dos feios.

Abraços,

Enfil

Marrie disse...

Bubbles dear, poderíamos imprimir essa lista e fazer o test drive dia09!!!
DIZ QUE SIMMMMMMMMM
How fun ;)

Bubbles disse...

Sim!

Alberto Pereira Jr. disse...

kkk
adorei!